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The Cult of asdf is a cult. It is based in Chicago but has infinite networkability.

I currently serve as the The Cult's Interim Coordinator and Documentarian while The Leader is being detained indefinitely at The Homan Square Black Site (1011 S Homan Ave). Within The Cult, I am known as "The Red Hairing".

In December of 2015, I indoctrinated a new collection of Initiates. Documentary evidence can be viewed below (and an abstract below that for reference).

The Mission Statement:

-there is no "thing", only things

-except when there are things: then a thing becomes possible (because of its relationship to another thing)

-there is a "thing" amongst things, but a thing inseparable from things (as is its importance)

-this thing enables access to another thing, or another thing enables access to this thing

-sometimes a thing will appear to lead to another thing and this will ultimately be revealed to be an illusion: the thing leads to itself

-except this illusion is also a thing, so the thing never leads to itself (this was just an illusion)

-a thing leads nowhere if you cannot follow it

-if you cannot follow a thing, a thing does not exist

-a thing can exist at any moment, if you give it a moment, and then you will follow it, whether you would like to or not

-I'm not aware of too many things / I know what I know if you know what I mean

-the "thing" was, is, and always will be asdf

All hail asdf.