Mr. Boare, CEO and Brand Champion Mr. Boare Industries, Inc.

Mr. Boare, CEO and Brand Champion

Mr. Boare Industries, Inc.

Mr. Boare is the CEO and Brand Champion of Mr. Boare Industries, Inc.

I was selected by Mr. Boare to serve as his assistant and manager, likely due to our remarkable physical resemblance and shared blood type.

Below is a brief catalog of Mr. Boare's recent exploits.

It is currently believed that Mr. Boare will be dead after July 21st.

***Update: Mr. Boare died on July 21st, 2016; cause of death: employment-motivated hit and run

Vaporfare pitch

Last Will and Testament

Adopt-a-Artist (sale in progress)

Adopt-a-Artist (sale in progress)

Adopt-a-Artist (artist)

Adopt-a-Artist (artist)

Adopt-a-Artist (successful sale)