Mr. Boare is the CEO and Brand Champion of Mr. Boare Industries, Inc.
I was selected by Mr. Boare to serve as his assistant and manager, likely due to our remarkable physical resemblance and shared blood type.
Below is a brief catalog of Mr. Boare's recent exploits.
It is currently believed that Mr. Boare will be dead after July 21st.
***Update: Mr. Boare died on July 21st, 2016; cause of death: employment-motivated hit and run